I {Li}ve to Pl{e}a{s}e.

awesomepastahero:

Imagine  Ryuko and Satsuki living together and when calling one another, they still have this whole epic moment and then go back to normal like it never happened.

"KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!" 
"What is it MATOI RYUKO?"
Pause.
"Dinner is ready."
"I see."

jackfrostish:

guardians of the galaxy looks so good
322,721 plays

mukatkikaarn:

ask-ickle-mod:

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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I…ship it..?

i definitely ship it.

(Source: sketchdeer)

treebeards:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(Source: bummrd)

snowyspeight:

thranduilized:

is that boromir?

I reblogged this with a different caption earlier but this one is better omg

mirandaadria:

atomic-glitter:

devourmysoul:

I hate the term “women of color”
Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

"Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color?"

Since your ancestors decided to call everyone who wasn’t them, “Coloured”. We didn’t invent the game, we just play it.

atomic-glitter: 100, devourmysoul: 0

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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magbabbles:

"No powers, just a big dick" -Kavinsky
Watercolours, Ink Brush, Photoshop.

dallisons:

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

holy shit

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)