I {Li}ve to Pl{e}a{s}e.
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker
"Lay with me Cersei, I incest"
Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)
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i do not love dogs any more

cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

mind-of-a-writer:

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

A guide for college lectures

(Source: cyberist)

bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

image

OH MY GOD

(Source: homovikings)

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punchyleaf:

sabizzley:

dorasfedora:

finally found that movie everyones been going on about! 

Let it go

Don’t let it go