I {Li}ve to Pl{e}a{s}e.

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

queenofthedreamers:

mypatronusisyou:

you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

After all this time?

Always.

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

thegestianpoet:

lemondifficult:

There are a lot of violent and depraved prompts in the Hannibal kink meme, and then there’s just

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i’m

thesassylorax:

fattynunchucks:

anus:

im not your average girl

yet another unrealistic standard for women


hey babe

dingoatemybabycrazy:

erickripkes:

what if john really was just on a real hunting trip and he was stalking a deer through the woods and then he comes back and jess is dead and sam is back in the game and he’s just like

god dammit dean

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I don’t think there’s any hope for this not looking ridiculous, so I didn’t even try.

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

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in-da-up-eh:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

I could handle all of those except the fucking canned dog food one. That one tasted like rotten shit.
braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:


snoipahkat:


P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE


Son of a bitch …


NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

he’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him