I {Li}ve to Pl{e}a{s}e.
magbabbles:

"No powers, just a big dick" -Kavinsky
Watercolours, Ink Brush, Photoshop.

dallisons:

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

holy shit

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker
"Lay with me Cersei, I incest"
Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)
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i do not love dogs any more

cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

mind-of-a-writer:

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

A guide for college lectures

(Source: cyberist)

bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

image

OH MY GOD

(Source: homovikings)

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